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c-haton:

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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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kaylibrianne:

haboku:

vanillish:

someone asked for rebloggable version

vajeeper

omfg
omgitsbricey:

f-e-a-r—-n-o-t:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

DON’T JERK OFF IN THE HOSPITAL

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

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psychedelicsexfunk:

This is literally and fully

ME

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That confusing feeling.

ohaayitskee:

Like you already know what you want but in the back of your head, doubts form and you start getting confused. You become unsure of what you want. You know you want it but then again you don’t. You’re confused about it.

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hazelandglasz:

leavemeonmyown:

i just died jhfsasbhge

Are you kidding me right now